flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006

Monkey Cheese

Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.

zomg random ninja explosions! pirates robots woot thats some monkey cheese shit right there!!! z0r :awesome:

by Hurf February 28, 2008

SUCK MONKEY

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

by GS March 18, 2004

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

by teakyden December 20, 2007

Curl Monkey

an idiot or inexperienced gym goer who does bicep curl after bicep curl after bicep curl to the neglect of their other body parts thus making professional , educated gym goers despair that their gym allows such riff raff in through the front door.

there were some curl monkeys curling in the squat rack today at my gym. i promptly told them to leave and then squated some heavy sets up to 475x10,15 pull ups, 20 triceps dips and several ab raises

by hi2u_uk October 2, 2011

Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.

Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.

by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005