Mom Squared

A person who is like a second mom. Mom to the second power. Mom².

"She's like my second mom, my mom squared."

by Aimski's February 6, 2009

Mom's Bike

(moms-bike) Noun- A bicycle that is owned by someone's mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. To ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the ass hole, and to start pedaling. Used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. Also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.

FUCK!...this is mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

Mom's Burning Aroma

Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."

Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.

by xInsipidx January 8, 2005

mom shorts

Mom shorts are shorts that are ridiculiously tight and often worn by moms.

Used to make their kids embarrassed

Often cause camel toe

"Don't come over my moms wearing mom shorts!"

by Carine September 12, 2006

mom card

When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.

John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."

by Mister Batman January 8, 2017

Mom-clean

To clean a face by dapping their saliva onto their finger or tissue and wiping another persons face.

My girlfriend noticed that I had something on my face so she decided to mom-clean me in front of my friends. It was so embarrasing.

by Kwhite November 30, 2009

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017