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My Mate Maria

A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!
by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
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Laura-Maria

Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful
Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?

Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!
by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Laura-Mariamug.

Maria Rita

Maria Rita, detta anche comunemente mary è una ragazza solare, altruista e divertente. Lei ti farà sempre ridere, anche nei momenti più bui! ma fate attenzione, perché a primo impatto sembrerà una vera stronzetta. Lei spesso può risultare violenta tirandoti anche un bel calcio, ma vabbuo le vogliamo bene lo stesso perché mentre ti sfotte ride. Fate attenzione anche alla sua amica Iole, le sta spesso abbracciata fuori scuola per paura che qualche essere cattivo gliela porti via. Iole è Maria Rita sono le amiche perfette per chiunque<3
iole: Ue strunz
Maria Rita: Ue facc e cazz *ride e ti assassina*
by iole November 21, 2021
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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022
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maria and mia

A couple of besties who roll around in mud sometimes when they feel excited
Hey, do you know what these kids are doing?

Oh, they are just Maria and Mia-ing. They are perfectly fine, i guess.
by ImsorryMimz February 11, 2018
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maria

maria is the best friend ever. if you ever meet one, NEVER EVER let her go. she’s kind, funny and smart, AND DROP DEAD GORGOUS. she gets insecure at times but always remind her she’s pretty. if you know her your lucky but if you guys ever become close make sure to treat her like a queen bc she is one. ily maria<33.
“maria is the bestfriend i ever had!”
“maria is literally drop dead gorgous.”
by gab2swag November 24, 2021
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Maria Leal

Maria Leal was the queen of Portugal many years ago. She was very nice, and as she said "Aqui só pra ti" (Here just for you).
by curious08 November 22, 2022
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