Hot shower time machine

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.

"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"

by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

Reyus Ex Machina

A character in media who knows how to do everything without training or explanation like Rey from the new Star Wars Trilogy.

This character breaks the entire Star wars mythos surrounding the Jedi. She has never once been shown to train or be trained in the force but can do feats it took Jedi masters years to master. She's surpassed Mary Sue. I hereby dub her a Reyus Ex Machina.

by Darth Zaloog January 7, 2018

Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

penis sex machine

thats it

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?

by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020

denn Lenny machen

wenn man sich im discord ausersehen muted und es nicht merkt

den klassischen denn Lenny machen

by lenny187 October 4, 2020

it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

by bbaovanc January 29, 2021