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Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.
Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.
by Mistuh February 18, 2008
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Lick Master

someone who is an intense licker. Meaning they can move they're tongue at least 5mph. Yeah it's intense!
Yo dude you hear about that one chick from east side? I heard she's a total lick master, someone said she goes 7mph!
by lovelicker4534 March 27, 2010
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a tas master

a very dangerous tactical air-soft soldier, deadly with his weapon on numerous battlefields, such as backyards, wooded areas, and even playgrounds. Yes, that's right playgrounds. These lone assassins are known for their high tech weaponry, and very in-depth game planning. Sometimes, a tas master will create a secret map to help him annihilate young pubescent boys out on the field of war. These man are trained to kill without mercy. Beware!!!
Lurking in the depths of a basement, 20 year old Stephen, a tas master greater than all, hopes to one day find very young children to play him, because no one his age would dare step onto the battlefield opposite him.
by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009
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Master P

One of the most stupid rappers in America...wait no the whole world. The rapper that can't make, sale, ok basically can't do nothing (may be if his life depended on it). He's like a dirt compared to Jay-z.
He copied Nelly's thing on the clothing line. If u go to the mall and find something that's Apple Bottoms u see a price tag pic of Nelly and a girl, but wait go find a P.miller Passion shirt(for girls)look at the price tag u see that same type of pic Nelly had on his. This Master P is a COPY-CATER
by sound-like-what November 19, 2005
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Mastapod

A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.
Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008
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mascara melting

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.
'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."
by RowJ July 11, 2011
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Master of Everything

Wow, that guy is such a beast at everything! He must be the master of everything!
by The real master of everything January 14, 2013
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