by knucklehead February 4, 2005
Get the monsters ballmug. by horse September 20, 2003
Get the beer monstermug. The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...
(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)
(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)
by Xaal March 15, 2009
Get the Monster Hitmanmug. What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019
Get the Monster Pussymug. "I can't wait until my belly monster is born!"
"My little belly monster must be hungry; he won't stop kicking."
"My little belly monster must be hungry; he won't stop kicking."
by Ste(ph)anie January 17, 2009
Get the Belly Monstermug. 
noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just can’t dance no more.
“Lord DJ the thizzle monster just peaked on ecstasy and is now dancing to techno bass beats at a rave.”
by Lord DJ the thizzle monster April 1, 2009
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