A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022
When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.
Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
by early morning acting June 01, 2014
by Sanchez94 February 04, 2019
by time-it August 21, 2010
Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
by bamboomaster September 09, 2019
A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
by Irish Wolf March 29, 2006
Monday morning syndrome, also referred to as MMS, is a severe medical condition in which one has bad events occurring one after another. It is suspected that the root cause of MMS is the first day of the week (Monday). There are speculations on how to cure one's MMS, however nothing is medically proven to be 100% effective. The first home remedy is to sleep though this day and bypass the root cause entirely; however is not recommended to those with full-time jobs. Few have gotten medical excuses from work for this, others simply extend their weekend and make Monday the new Sunday; thus creating a new problem on Tuesday.
Symptoms | Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc.
Solution | Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures.
Symptoms | Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc.
Solution | Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures.
Employee: excuse me, Mrs. Power.
Boss: Yes bob ?
Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off.
Boss: MMS?
Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition.
Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off
Boss: Yes bob ?
Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off.
Boss: MMS?
Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition.
Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off
by Dr. CrustyPimple, MD April 14, 2013