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3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.
Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026
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Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)
e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."
by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025
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five-minute

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"
by goog0logch September 13, 2025
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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