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Mike Martin 

Legendary baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin it one of the all time winningest coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.

With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martin" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoff.

Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
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Mike Island 

A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
"That bean burrito made me take the early boat to Mike Island"
Mike Island by mdagan March 2, 2010

Mikado Sannoji from SDRA2 

The man behind it all. Most but probably not all of them hate him, And he's the VOID leader, whatever you call him.
Also, spoilers.

He's from a virtual reality since his real life self died.
"Who's your favorite character in SDRA2?"
"Oh? I'd say Mikado Sannoji from SDRA2."
"Oh, okay."

Dirty Mike Keene 

Walk into a building fuck every bitch raw and leave
Wow that's a Dirty Mike Keene
Dirty Mike Keene by Mikeybikey69 January 3, 2020

Pulling a Mike 

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
Pulling a Mike by Phil95 October 26, 2014

mike smith 

Mike Smith has some really bad nerve problems
mike smith by user746_69 November 22, 2022

Mike Pence 

The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.
Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today