Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.
by Narfaloila March 9, 2018
Get the Female Masturbationmug. the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.
by Braves202 October 9, 2009
Get the Brain masturbationmug. The self-gratifying use of something that has been pillaged from another origin.
Especially a topic of conversation.
Especially a topic of conversation.
Family guy is a 'masturbating raven' of conversation - two people begin talking, one says something like:
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
"I hate raccoons."
The other says something like:
"Remember that Family Guy episode when..."
The other person ripostes with another episode...etc.
They didn't come up with the gags but they use, and talk of, them like they own them.
It destroys original conversation.
by Michael Berry, That Guy. December 15, 2008
Get the Masturbating Ravenmug. The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then masturbating so it smells as though you're actually there in the pornographic movie.
by Senor.Bivins December 14, 2010
Get the 3d Masturbationmug. When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public
by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011
Get the Invisible Masturbationmug. Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.
by venefica May 17, 2011
Get the culinary masturbationmug. by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011
Get the Pitcher Masturbationmug.