May 5

National Pop a Tittie day

Baby girl it’s May 5
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by Randomlynored May 04, 2022

May 22

May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what

It’s may 22nd, so date me now

by SlowburnW May 22, 2021

Theresa May

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019

May 7th

The day cinnamon rolls are born (cuties), weebs, lgbt, or weirdos! (Sometimes all together).

“She’s so weird”
“No, she’s cute!”
“No, she’s both.”
“Obviously! Her birthday is May 7th.”

by LinkRules November 09, 2019

May 29

The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born

“My guy it’s May 29”

“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”

“Ya bro”

by HottestDaddy November 08, 2019

Billy Mays

A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.

Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!

by yomama363 November 15, 2009

May 23rd

National Blowjob day. Don’t be afraid to give head may 23rd I think we all need it.

Did you here this coming May 23rd is National Bj day?

by PapiTelepathy May 22, 2020