M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

Samantha M

Sam M is so fucking hot. I just wanna pipe

Me:I wanna fuck Samantha M
Me:Facts

by Tom Leonard November 14, 2019

Bl'm&m

(Pronounced blemenem)
Aka a balloon with an m&m inside. When the balloon is shaken, the m&m rolling around inside vibrates, producing a relaxing, massaging effect.

Hey man, I'm feeling kind of stressed—wanna make me a bl'm&m?

by Shlkp May 11, 2019

Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Omar M

Omar M is the coolest friend THATS A BOY, I know. He makes people laugh hysterically. His actions are so amusing too! He picks up the girls easily and never fails to surprise me or make me laugh. Sometimes he gets a blank stare that makes you helplessly smile. His hair is like a gods! On the outside he is actually very fit but never feels like it. A very specific person *cough* ME! Has a huge crush on him just saying. He is actually a sweetheart at...well HEART! Of course you may think he is thhe meanest person you have ever known but actually. He is my friend and tbh I wouldn’t give him up, not even for a cure for cancer. I really hope this changes his mind about himself!

Omar M is currently being defined as the coolest guy in my world

by carrrrrllayPower<3 June 3, 2018

Bella (M.)

An actual queen, a goddess, a meal, an icon. Models quake before them. The very definition of adorable. A daddy. A soft daddy. The cutest person you'll ever meet. (A very horrible description bec i suck ass at writing what i think)

Person 1: You know Bella (M.)
Person 2: Of course. They're my god. my only god.

by aestheticbonsai June 7, 2018

M-possters

The fake M&Ms you find in cheap trail mix.

Sure, they're red, blue, yellow and brown, but this trail mix is full of M-Possters. No more Dollar Tree trail mix for me!

by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020