Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.

Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here

by BBryant November 25, 2009

Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020

Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears

My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water

by Histeria February 3, 2010

Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge

Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.

by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.

You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!

by 1234556780 November 13, 2019

Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.

"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."

by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017