He is the former 6 ballon d'Or winner, even playing completely like Lingard in the 2019 season, he still won the ballon d'Or, he is known for being addicted to a substance, which is called bottling in the Champions League, like in those games:
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Recently he has caught covid-19...or he is just playing that bad.
Messi was part of the best front 3 to ever exist, it consisted in Messi, Suárez and Neymar Jr, the MSN trio, after the 2016-2017 UCL Neymar couldn't stand Barça bottling in the UCL and moved to PSG...but he moved mainly because of THE SHIT TON OF CASH HE WOULD GET.
In 2020 Ronald Koeman terminated Luis Suárez contract and Messi clearly wanted a move after that, which he didn't get, he stayed at Barça, so he is like: FUCK YOU, and i will see you tomorrow.
Roma 4x4 Roma win on away goals
Liverpool 4x3 aggregate
Juventus 3x0 in aggregates
Bayern 8x2
Recently he has caught covid-19...or he is just playing that bad.
Messi was part of the best front 3 to ever exist, it consisted in Messi, Suárez and Neymar Jr, the MSN trio, after the 2016-2017 UCL Neymar couldn't stand Barça bottling in the UCL and moved to PSG...but he moved mainly because of THE SHIT TON OF CASH HE WOULD GET.
In 2020 Ronald Koeman terminated Luis Suárez contract and Messi clearly wanted a move after that, which he didn't get, he stayed at Barça, so he is like: FUCK YOU, and i will see you tomorrow.
1-Duuude, I did great in the test!
2-Good for you, I did a *Lionel Messi*...
1-Oh so you flopped...what grade?
2-I did an entire Barça...
1-Ok, so you got a 2?
2-Yeah...
1-Oh cool, I got an 8.
2-Good for you, I did a *Lionel Messi*...
1-Oh so you flopped...what grade?
2-I did an entire Barça...
1-Ok, so you got a 2?
2-Yeah...
1-Oh cool, I got an 8.
by mr Sarcastic October 21, 2020
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any criticism of him is witch hunted by his fans, best advised to not have a debate with any of them if the topic is Messi vs Ronaldo as they project the most degenerate football knowledge on the internet
any criticism of him is witch hunted by his fans, best advised to not have a debate with any of them if the topic is Messi vs Ronaldo as they project the most degenerate football knowledge on the internet
Messi libtard: But Penaldo is only a goalscorer11 Lionel Messi is a goalscorer and a playmkaer11
smart fan: that logic is poor, there's plenty of footballers that take up the role of both goalscorer/playmaker and had ballon d'or level stats that aren't considered better than Messi, peak Baggio for example, also it's unfair to say Ronaldo doesn't do enough collectively when Ronaldo's assigned position, restricts that very opportunity. Also also, Ronaldo doesn't have to playmake to be considered more "complete" than Messi as he's involved in a ton of other ways like aeriel threat, runs, counter, WF, etc...
smart fan: that logic is poor, there's plenty of footballers that take up the role of both goalscorer/playmaker and had ballon d'or level stats that aren't considered better than Messi, peak Baggio for example, also it's unfair to say Ronaldo doesn't do enough collectively when Ronaldo's assigned position, restricts that very opportunity. Also also, Ronaldo doesn't have to playmake to be considered more "complete" than Messi as he's involved in a ton of other ways like aeriel threat, runs, counter, WF, etc...
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Best pvper on CosmicMC, Cannot be cleared or beat in a fair 1v1. He cannot die, He is in essence a god.
If you ever see lionblaze on CosmicMC run the fuck away. He is not a player to be messed with.
If you ever see lionblaze on CosmicMC run the fuck away. He is not a player to be messed with.
OH SHIT THATS LIONBLAZE RUN THE FUCK AWAY.
THE FUCK? LION JUST 2 HIT ME
"DON'T FIGHT LION BRO HE'S TO GOOD"
THE FUCK? LION JUST 2 HIT ME
"DON'T FIGHT LION BRO HE'S TO GOOD"
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Get the LionBlaze mug.They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
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Me in a M1A2 Abrams tank about to launch an Armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot at him:
Me in a M1A2 Abrams tank about to launch an Armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot at him:
by braindamagedperson October 22, 2022
Get the Lionruler mug.Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)
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