Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

pinga linging

WOW
attractivness

wow dude, im so pinga linging

OH HAI THERE SEXY BEAST YOUR PINGA LINGING (looking in the mirror)

by ILOVECOOKES January 7, 2012

cyber lingo

The way people talk over the internet

The cyber lingo that people use to socialize over the internet is so unusual.

by Free Amerika April 5, 2015

JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

Finger linger

When you put all your fingers in a girl's vagina and just leave them in there without doing anything

I bet he's a pussy who gives people the finger linger

by Denumcarne May 23, 2016

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016