noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.

That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.

by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009

Cock knocker

A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.

I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.

by Tony Pavich December 28, 2005

knockaround guy

Mafia / Mob slang for a "wannabe" - a guy who will do the organization's dirty work in hopes of moving up, but his superiors will never consider seriously regardless of his efforts

<Boss>This might be real dirty and I know you are on parole</Boss>
<Underboss>I'll get one of these my knockaround guys to handle it; they'll follow it like a carrot on a stick. It's practically done already, Boss.</Underboss>

by SopranosFan2011 May 19, 2011

knock him down a peg

to bring someone down from their high horse.

hey that hot chick that steve is dating is actually a man! he talked so much shit about how hot she was...that ought to knock him down a peg!

by Henry Israd October 18, 2007

knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc

See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.

by chris ord August 31, 2006

Shit Knocker

Somone who screws others up the anus. Usually used to describe gay people.

That queer guy over there looks like a Shit Knocker.

by humongousFUNGUS January 20, 2006

knocking air knuckle

aka KAK - Knocking Air Knuckle, used in conjunction with SKEECOO SKEECOO. A simple, but effective visual using one hand in the air in a motion that looks like knocking on a door. For an incredible effect, try a double knocking air knuckle. Wow, that would be something!

"I told Franny I would go over her house after work, but I'm not really diggin on her any more. I never go back on my word though, so I went over alright and gave her door the ol' knocking air knuckle and then busted outta there!"

by NookieJar October 16, 2009