*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023

by THEDICTIONARYYY March 17, 2023

1. A very young, extremely cute, adorable cat.
2. A nickname that young men would call an attractive girl back in the 1950's and early 1960's.
2. A nickname that young men would call an attractive girl back in the 1950's and early 1960's.
1. "Awww!! That kitten is adorable! Can we adopt him and take him home?"
2. "Hey there kitten! Wanna go have a soda with me after school?"
2. "Hey there kitten! Wanna go have a soda with me after school?"
by AlphaDeltaXray1 March 6, 2019

*Jack and john talking about the night before*
john: How did things go with Lauren last night?
Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten
john: you slick cunt thats my sister.
john: How did things go with Lauren last night?
Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten
john: you slick cunt thats my sister.
by LazyToe December 9, 2017

A very kittenous person.
by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025
