The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.

Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"

by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008

Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

rape joke

a rape joke is when someone who hasn't been raped makes a joke about other rape survivors and it hurts them.

Nick said "Rape joke" , a rape survivor said "That wasn't funny and it made me feel really bad", Nick replied "Snowflake" " why don't you just take a joke" " its called dark humor"

by MarTgrass December 4, 2020

joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny

that was a joey joke

by tom tom 1 October 27, 2007

poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.

"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"

by MP$40 April 10, 2006

dick jokes

How to make fun of dicks.

Dick jokes are so funny.

by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017