Joey G Spot

Joey G Spot is a guy who basically is loved by all. He is wanted and sought after by many woman of all race and color. He is said to currently reside in the Detroit (MI) metro area but this has not officially been stated.

"So I just got done dating this amazing guy only because he had a quote "change of heart" and now im up to eating a gallon of ice cream a day" "OMG was it Joey G Spot??" "Yes how'd you know!?" "Well i'm at 2 gallons of ice cream..."

Joey G Spot by S, Lauren April 23, 2008

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Joey Essex

Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;

1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex

Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....

Joey Essex by 4dam4ntium February 5, 2015