A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025
Get the Joeymug. 
A smart and cool guy that makes bad decisions when it comes to making friends because usually, they make fun of him by calling him fat every he treats them nicely. (this is just me not the joey from friends) joey .c
by shatter head November 21, 2022
Get the joeymug. A really good friend that will never give you good advice. He will make fun of you almost everyday and call it “Constructive Criticism”. He has amazing comebacks and can insult anyone!!! In the end though if he truly is your friend he will more than 100% of the time have your back and be there for you. A straight G who is usually tall in height and can attract most girls. He can be very athletic but most are known for baseball.
What a Joey!
by The super duper Name trooper September 5, 2019
Get the Joeymug. Joey is a great kid they are usually seen as mean but if you get to know them they are supper nice. you can usually see them with short girls. also you can see them dating girls named Avryl or April. if you are one of these girls short or any of these names and you now a joey become his friend or more.
by stupedhead September 5, 2019
Get the Joeymug. I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.
by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017
Get the The Joeymug.