Tom and Jerry

A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.

"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."

by Alfonso Gabron January 11, 2009

toothless jerry

Simply put, the anus. Toothless Jerry is the one you blame for all the noise/stink.

Ted: dude, it smells like crap in here!! Bud: Yea, Toothless Jerry is really talkin to me today.

by mememeyea August 15, 2015

Hairy Jerry

You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"

Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though

by Joemoma278 December 28, 2019

Cal and Jerry

To reference White Castle, probing, or motorboating, in the back of a cab

Taylor really gave us a strong dose of Cal and Jerry last Thursday.

by Arthur Jay October 1, 2007

harry jerry

when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out

dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me

by minute bol May 31, 2016

mongo-jerry

(noun) generally used to describe someone who has done or said something indescribably moronic.

person 1: Oh you're from England! Is that near London?

person 2: No. Are you a mongo-jerry?

person 1: Is that like a Christian?

person 2: Don't worry...

by Andy Dunn December 25, 2008

Ben & Jerry’s

Most overrated ice cream ever.

Person 1: “wanna go to Ben & Jerry’s?”
Person 2: “nah. Jeni’s and Graeter’s are actually way better!”

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 21, 2019