Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out

holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans

by covey95 June 1, 2009

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 7, 2014

Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!

Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!

by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl

Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

pissing in them jeans

It’s basically asking a girl is she wet

Boy: A girl are you pissing in them jeans
Girl: I don’t know what that means
Boy: yeah you pissing

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

Guys in White Jeans

This, by law, makes you into butt stuff

Oh, look at Braden wearing his white jeans” “Guys in White Jeans are definitely into butt stuff

by BradensWhiteJeans February 12, 2020