A male that is practically busted in every way except for his kindness.Equivelent of a fat chick,He tries to impress women by acting like a bad boy,but the women see through him because he doesn't have the physical assets of the bad boys,he tries to dress and act like them but realizes that he only looks stupid and also realizes that you can't polish a turd.A nice guy trying to be a bad-boy by dressing and acting like them is like trying to put high performance parts on a Yugo it only makes it look stupid.He only gets promises of relationships from fat300 lb.,bald ugly chicks that can't get anybody else,or just gets used by even average looking women let alone attractive women,he always has too high of standards.He then realizes that it's not what's on the inside that matters,It's what's on the outside.So the only way a nice guy can have success with attractive women is if he hits the lottery or gets plastic surgery,but then again you have to hit the lottery to be able to have the plastic surgery that you need to be attractive enough.So he ends up dying alone and broke.
nice guy-So how was the date.Attractive girl-I'll call you.He thinks he's in but he was out before the date even started she just went out on a date out of pity.
by John Hitchner April 27, 2007
A nice guy is the no-in between guy. He is either bald or so exceptionally hairy that he creates shade like a willow tree. He may be shaped like Baby Hughey or thinner than a crack whore (although he will neither use crack or be a whore since he's a nice guy.) In fact they are often virgins (naturally or born again) and volunteer time and funds to drug rehabiliation and other noteworthy programs. The nice guy may have impaired vision and wear thick glasses that create the highly undesirable affects of a funhouse mirror.Other nice guys may have excellent vision in their eyes that bulge, wander or cry frequently. The NICE GUY makes an excellent friend as he picks up tabs, earns trust, runs errands, rarely complains, watches chick flicks, rubs your feet, accepts collect calls, posts bail, and holds a steady job. He is however, unworthy of being kissed or touched in a romantic way - because you can treat the Nice guy anyway you wish and he will accept you with open arms. There is no need to praise, or show positive emotion or affection toward the nice guy... he's loyal as a pooch.
Nice Guy: "We've been friends for a long time now - and I feel really close to you..."
Woman: (immediately interrupts to break his heart) "You're a NICE GUY... but I don't want to ruin our friendship"
Woman: (immediately interrupts to break his heart) "You're a NICE GUY... but I don't want to ruin our friendship"
by Laurie7s March 19, 2006
by Dumpty doo December 13, 2010
A man who is overly nice. Typical behavior of a nice lady includes escorting you to your doorstep, Pulling out chairs and apologizing excessively when it is not necessary.
Person 1: I'll have a red bull and vodka, please.
Lady: Oh, I'm sorry but I'm not the bartender...but I'll go ahead and make you that drink anyway.
Person 1: Thanks! You're a nice lady.
Lady: Oh, I'm sorry but I'm not the bartender...but I'll go ahead and make you that drink anyway.
Person 1: Thanks! You're a nice lady.
by Salvatore Maresca April 17, 2012
by mikkel D May 22, 2008
A girl who will grasp a man's penis and inserts it in her vagina during sex rather than have the man perform the act of penetration
Moon, "I went out with this chic, Julie last night"
Joe, "was she a nice girl?"
Moon, "What do you mean?"
Joe, "Did she put it in for ya?"
Moon, laughing...... "Hell yeah.... She's a nice girl."
Joe, "was she a nice girl?"
Moon, "What do you mean?"
Joe, "Did she put it in for ya?"
Moon, laughing...... "Hell yeah.... She's a nice girl."
by bigrebone October 10, 2007