Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020

Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.

Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here

by BBryant November 25, 2009

Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears

My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water

by Histeria February 3, 2010

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

Greki's Law

The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.

"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023

Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.

Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.

by Kerdrew October 8, 2023