petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

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Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

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Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.

I'll be your pet whenever you need me

by Everyonelovescats August 23, 2015

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pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

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pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.

"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".

by mephix October 5, 2022

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