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petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!
by anonymous June 5, 2021
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Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.
Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
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Your pet

Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I'll be your pet whenever you need me
by Everyonelovescats August 23, 2015
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pet some dogs

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?
by Specktrum December 2, 2015
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pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".
by mephix October 5, 2022
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
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