The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.

I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

book bogey

Name given to the sticky glue used to fix enclosed items within magazines or books. These contained items include CD's, DVD's, promotional leaflets or plastic sleeves.

I removed the enclosed disc that came with the magazine but the sticky book bogey still remained on the page.

by ThinkToy April 30, 2010

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.

Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.

by sepaman October 9, 2013

Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016

Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.

Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll

by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011