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Fantano Band

A band (usually somewhat obscure) that has been popularized by Youtube's music critic, Anthony Fantano.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Protomartyr album?
Person 2: Protomartyr? Never heard of em. Wait, is that another one of those Fantano Bands?
Person 1: Yeah, they're awesome.
by OlyGrunge December 11, 2018
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Billion Band

A band whose most popular song on Youtube has over one billion views.
Ex. 1: Twenty One Pilots is a billion band, its most viewed song has 1.4 billion views on Youtube
Ex. 2: Imagine Dragons is not a billion band, its most viewed song has 940 million views on Youtube
by LoL Champion Definitions August 17, 2018
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Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
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Bands of America

Also known as BOA, they are the organization who runs one of the largest competitive high school marching band circuits in America. Their largest competition, Grand Nationals (also called Grand Nats) in Indianapolis, Indiana, is known to be rigged towards bands from Indiana, along with certain bands from Texas who are willing to pay up.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe that Castle, Brownsburg, and Fishers made it into Grand Nats Finals over American Fork, O'Fallon Township, and Moe & Gene Johnson

Person 2: That's just Bands of America for you
by da_drummer_guy August 5, 2023
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banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.
Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019
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Band Gay

Also known as being "Band Happy"
Something you say when a little thing in life causes you some displeasure. or something you say to the local people in band.
person 1 - wow i stubbed my toe Band Gay
by WideMann January 24, 2019
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Rain (band)

An English rock band, active from 1988 to 1992. Their music is rather unheard of, while some people may recognise their single, "Lemonstone Desired."

Not much is known about the group, they are very unheard-of. They only published one album, "A Taste of Rain."
Ever heard of Rain (band)?
by username4544 August 26, 2020
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