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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Bruckup Phone

A phone so crap you may aswell use two tin cans and a piece of string...
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....

As owned by J-Co and Kemz
J-Co you got a Bruckup Phone

Kemz your phone is Bruckup
by D_Messi May 14, 2010
mugGet the Bruckup Phonemug.

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
mugGet the cum phonemug.

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.
I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.
by CMWA January 7, 2017
mugGet the welfare phonemug.

Bobby Phone

When you get a mobile device in which you sell smack , crack with . The phone is used to meet Punnys and sell Bobby to also
“ lad get on the Bobby phone for us am goin me dads “
by Tuebrook Words September 2, 2023
mugGet the Bobby Phonemug.

Phoned out

Derogatory. A corruption of the phrase "zoned out" but on your phone.
Is that kid okay? He's sure staring at his phone a lot!
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
mugGet the Phoned outmug.

phone dweller

someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"
My g/f is a phone dweller...she never gets off facebook mobile!
mugGet the phone dwellermug.

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