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Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.
The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.
by Brassket June 11, 2021
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The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025
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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR
THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
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Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)
Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys
by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025
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