hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T September 17, 2015

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 09, 2014

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 10, 2012

Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!

You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!

by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

by Rionox February 15, 2023

Bloody hooker

Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!

Man, that bloody hooker sure was tasty! Let’s have another.

by spankyho July 09, 2021

Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.

I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.

by The Bruns July 13, 2008