Hocutzey

Hot, cute, and sexy all combined.

The guy looked at the hocutzey girl as she sunbathed by the pool.

by Mira224 April 1, 2010

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010

hockey dick

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn

Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.

by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015

Hocket fucker

Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.

Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.

by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016

hockery

A southern slang term to nicely say "shit."

Wow, Sally's breath smelled hella hockery.

by DaddySquatchski May 17, 2016

hoco after party

A huge hangout after a legit bomb af party

Yo Dudue, hoco after party?
Bruh, get in legit on this bomb af.

by cAyoub May 31, 2016

Hocknull

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Hocknull' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to Hocknull, because it's the same length.

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Hocknull' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with a Hocknull fuck yeah

by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 28, 2016