Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."

Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)

by Placentapede March 27, 2010

hawk tuah

when you spit on that thang

"you gotta give him the hawk tuah and spit on that thing"

by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024

Coney hawk

Coney hawk is the best skateboarder in the world, despite his appearance he is not but a humble cone. He is a cone of skill

Oh wow is that Coney hawk , I wish I could be like him one day

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 30, 2021

all tuah no hawk

Describes a person that acts as prudish as a nun but in private puts it out there like a whore paying for meth.

Jane acts like the Virgin Mary but she is actually all tuah no hawk.

by Hawkfinder February 7, 2025

Hawk Tuah

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.

hawk tuah spit on that thang

by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024

Screen Hawk

When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.

Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"

by clericUD April 17, 2019