Ham Radio

How Mormons have phone sex.
Did you hear about Clara and Dallen's spicy ham radio talk?
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Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.
Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!
by Juan Carlitos April 18, 2007
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going ham

According to MTV.com..."Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped their first single, "H.A.M.," on Tuesday, January 11th, but their record may have overshadowed another "ham" song: Yung Joc and Gucci Mane's "Going Ham" leaked over the weekend.

The tracks aren't related, nor do they have anything to do with a choice cut of pig: The Jay and 'Ye song name is actually an acronym that stands for "Hard As a Mother----er," while Joc and Gucci's version is based on the Atlanta term "going ham," which is a derivative of mayhem. Joc admits most people may not even know the term's origin."
You going ham tonight?
Nah, I got finals tomorrow.
by BurgerSack May 19, 2011
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Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone
Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone
by Dizzy February 07, 2004
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ham demon

a woman who enjoys fellatio.
"My! That Renee is really a ham demon!"
by fleegus August 24, 2003
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ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006
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ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.
1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."
by Kent james March 02, 2010
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