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asa halls

A big gay man who partakes in kiddie tiddling
That’s asa halls
by El tiny man August 12, 2024
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Hall Effect

An effect often observed in school hallways. The hall effect is the effect of loud conversations in small spaces. In order to be heard over the chaos, conversations become louder and louder, driving up the overall level of noise. This causes conversations to become louder, eventually preventing conversation at all and transforming language into meaningless babble.
The hall effect caused our eardrums to rupture.
by Sweet Soundie September 23, 2025
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Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021
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the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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Jelq the Halls

When you’re jelqing during a family Christmas party
Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom
by JelqingAmerica February 15, 2024
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Billie Kristen hall

Every Billie Kristen hall is a mom and is 40
Everyone: Billie Kristen hall is Old
Billie: yea I am
by Nate doggy dog April 9, 2023
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Hall Hoe

An provocative female that migrates from room to room to satisfy males and even the occasional females.
"This hall hoe barged into my dorm last night. But I think she gave me crabs."
by JizzWhiz September 2, 2018
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