The Macombie Homie

Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.

1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.

2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.

3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)

One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.

by /> October 12, 2014

Gay Best Homie

If you already have a gay best friend, and someone else wants to be your gay best friend, call them your gay best homie.

Him: "Don't you already have a gay best friend?"
You: "Yeah, but that's my gay best homie."

by officially_bitch September 16, 2019

jerk your homie January

if you fail destroy dick december you must jerk off one of the homies

jerk your homie January :i failed ddd must jerk the boys now

by AHAJFDHAKFJHAKSFDHAIFH November 4, 2021

On My Dead Homie

If A Nigga Say “On My Dead Homie” That nigga is lying Please don’t believe that nigga

On My Dead Homie Ian Cheat on Ha Or On My Dead Homie I’ll Boom Yu

by Na Bandss March 26, 2023

do it up homie

Do it up homie is a legend, a prophecy. It involves living your life to the fullest and making the most out of every situation. It includes setting a goal and acheiving it no matter what the circumstances are. Do it up homie is a life style, so live it. Do you feel the legend?

Do it up homie at da Joey Harrisons

by Kaitlyn Holler January 9, 2006

yo yo yo homie yo

Coolest way to greet someone.

"Yo yo yo homie yo.....wazuuuuuuuuuuup!!!"

by 2q-49fh-jfsd9 July 31, 2005

sup homie

neo medival expression dating back to the ealrly 1200's meaning hello night we must go to the catapults and sack those eveil nuns.

"tis now we must go, sup homies to the catapults, tis for god we must die,Sup homie, Sup homie's!!!!!"

by chocalate eater February 9, 2004