Hankerin'

The act of really really wanting some weed. Like being hungry or thirsty irl, but for weed.

"Hey can I have a nug man? I'm really hankerin' for some weed."
"I'm so hankerin' right now, I could smoke a small bush"

by Hanky Pankey February 2, 2024

hanksplaining

the explanation of something about Tom Hanks, typically to a Tom Hanks fan, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"I know my Toy Story, don't you go hanksplaining to me."

by BrittleBonesSmith February 22, 2024

hankersneezer

When any man with their first name starting with Östen performs a hankerdoodle on three black men.

Oh I just watched that hankerdoodle hankersneezer, now he’s covered in white sauce

by Non listwr February 27, 2024

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking

Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny

by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024

Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking

Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny

by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024