Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 08, 2021

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Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

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the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot December 19, 2016

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fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.

wow! you have fwoofy hair!

by fwoofyhair May 19, 2021

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The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.

Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.

by DeathByRPG February 18, 2015

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Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

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The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.

SPONGE BOY ME BOB!!!!! Is this eyebrow hair on me eyes?

by Potatoes are purple November 28, 2019

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