cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail

Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?

by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019

hair of the bull

" Hair of the bull" just like hair of the dog when you drink alcohol too much one day and have your first drink when you are hungover. Same thing when you drink too many Red Bulls and you can sleep and wake up tired and feeling like crap and you have anouther Red Bull on the morning. "Hair of the Bull"

Why are having a Red Bull so early ? I NEED A LITTLE HAIR OF THE BULL TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL

by Drvman June 22, 2018

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

eyebrow hair

The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.

SPONGE BOY ME BOB!!!!! Is this eyebrow hair on me eyes?

by Potatoes are purple November 27, 2019

Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Modelesque Hair

Lit AF Hair Company selling 100% Virgin hair

Becky was slaying with her Modelesque Hair that she got from modelesquehair.com

by qihcsvc July 2, 2017