mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come

Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

The Genitap

when a man or woman lightly taps on the clitoris between licking and sucking on it

dude i totally gave your mom the genitap last night when we were making a silver porn movie

by norcalsquirrel January 2, 2012

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Visosky genitalia

Patches of redness and rawness on the penis as a result of extreme and excessive poundage of your girlfriend's vagina

The stud spent the weekend with his girlfriend at West Chester and developed a serious case of Visosky genitalia

by Kisner P and Woodward H February 16, 2014

Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 2, 2015

Mad genital

A Mad Genital happens during coitus, the man or woman lights their pubic hair on fire, and slaps it across their partner's face.
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I just Mad Genital'd my girlfriend. She suffered 3rd degree burns, and is also suing me.

by The Devil's Boobies June 2, 2016

Lasers Genitals

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by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017