Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

Gator Tooth

A snarly sharp tooth growth at the top of a malicious vagina. This tooth retracts once a penis is inserted, then catches onto the main vein of the penis when exiting the vagina. This tooth then rips open the main vein causing a massive loss of blood and permanent damage to the penis. This violent attack leaves mammoth amounts of scar tissue across the top of the penis once healed, resulting in a a "captan hook".

"My penis curves straight up when I get a boner because it got caught in that girls gator tooth."

"Hey girl, go brush your gator tooth."

by dustynook February 1, 2010

pearly gates

where st. peter awaits you. you will have to go thru the pearly gates to join tupac and biggy in the sky

tupac went thru the pearly's

by alfi February 26, 2004

gator hater

A tragically ignorant and/or misinformed individual who opposes the almighty Gator Nation based on fabricated statistics, ideas or perceptions. AKA the bottom of the food chain.

"FSU is where it's at, why do you go to UF? That's gross, man."
"Hop off my dick, gator hater."

by sarsu November 3, 2011

bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)

bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew

by slug_loaf November 29, 2006

gatorade

Water, just in assorted colors. Also the shittiest drink known to man besides any organic anal fluid extract.

Gatorade, is it in you?

by LFAdd June 6, 2007

Gato

Jewish bald pussy that lives in Chicago and loves to play fetch.

Gato, Gato, Gato, I made you out of clay.
Gato, Gato, Gato, with Gato I will play, HEY!

by sangriaride January 2, 2008