Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.

Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?

by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013

Flatbush

piece of shite place in brooklyn.
Full of idiots
Crackheads
Potheads
Dopefiends
Wannabe gangsters
White women rapers

I might live in this piece of shite place, but that doesn't mean I'm going to act like.

by I forget May 31, 2005

10 Seconds Flat

A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.

by Shiraga August 28, 2011

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Flatheaded

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.

Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!

by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010

Flat Jerry

A penis fart common in old men and related to the queif

That flat jerry hurt a little

i just flat jerried

dude, do you smell that flat jerry

by rabidhobbo October 25, 2011

lay flat swag

when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.

dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag

by csdefc January 21, 2011