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flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.
Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."
by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014
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flippy diapper

When the sexual activity of the penis stimulates and ejects anal to an uncontrollable rate, causing the need of diapers
He caused such a flippy diapper!
by mlg-noscope December 23, 2014
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Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex
Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.
by summerfreeze June 29, 2014
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Flappybag

Flappybag (Noun)
1. The pouch of skin that contains the testes.
2. When anyone named Brandon exist, he is considered a Flappybag
3. When anyone named Robert exist, he is consider a Flappybag
"Damn! You kicked me right in the Flappybag"
"I know Uncle Flappybag, you're in the BMW club. You already told me."
"No I don't want to be under arrest, Uncle Flappybag"
by ..??.. September 12, 2014
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Flippy Goosing

Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing
you have been flippy goosing for the last damn time Russell Mullins
by St3v3n3aker September 17, 2014
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Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
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Flippy Flop

The simple action of taking out a long flipper and flopping it around in a side to side motion
Patrick used a flippy flop to clean his mess up with a mop.
by FlipperMan November 18, 2016
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