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muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
by cumBag January 25, 2016
mugGet the muddy flagmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 220: Latinx Gang Is The White Flag: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.
The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.
by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021
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Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.
by Oure April 21, 2021
mugGet the Flag Wankingmug.

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender
Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.
by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009
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Red Flag

A sign not to mess with somebody due to there actions, appearance or personality.
For example “Ew girl he got dreads that’s a red flag
Another Example “Bro u can’t mess with her she messed with team that’s a red flag”
by Youtubepapi October 28, 2021
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Green flag man

A pimp-like simp.

Allows his spouse to whore around.

90s' vaccine product.

Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
"John is such a green flag man! You are so lucky to get him."
by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023
mugGet the Green flag manmug.

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