Friend-sex

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.

"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."

by JohnnyRogLex September 6, 2006

Dope Fiended

To sucker punch someone

Man, did you see that junkbox Ronnie dope fiend Rodgers? He really dope fiended ol' boy, I think he's in the hospital.

by Santos619 February 20, 2009

vampire friend

someone who is only your friend at night because during the day he/she is with his/her (most likely asian) significant other with a ball and chain attached to their crotch.

tycho: "hey where's that douche aaron?"
erik: "i don't know, he's such a vampire friend. we only see him at night!"

by ERIKTYCHO May 10, 2010

Man Friend

A man friend is someone that you are talking to and hooking up with but are still in between stages of being friends and/or boyfriend and girlfriend

"Today my man friend and I were discussing if we wanted to take our relationship to the next level."

by b!gr3d January 9, 2010

gay friend

An insult, although not meant to disparage actual gay people. It is a pheneomenon in which a heterosexual man unsuccessfully attempts to woo a woman and winds up being an intimate but wholly platonic friend instead. The man naively believes that if he just sticks around long enough, and shows the woman his sincerity, a romantic relationship will eventually develop. In actuality, this will never, ever happen. Hence the man is the "de-facto gay friend." One can also be a "post-relationship gay friend." In this situation, a romantic relationship ends, but the woman says, "let's be friends; I still want you to be my best friend." The man, somewhat pathetically, agrees to this proposal because of confusion, cowardice, or simple foolishness.

Don't be the gay friend, dude, because she's not really interested.

by Peter Weinberger January 30, 2007

Best Friend

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.

2 Girl best friends: They do all the girly things together, no one says anything.

2 Boy best friends: They do all the boy stuff together, no one says anything.

1 Boy + 1 Girl best friends: They do boy and girl stuff, People says lots of stuff

Look at Stu and Miss they are wicked best friends, he must fancy her coz boys and girls can't just be best friends………. Will see.

Gun Man: I’m going to kill your best friend miss
Stu: No take me instead!

by SJ Rose September 15, 2005

bury a friend

an AWESOME song by the one and only billie eilish

have you heard of bury a friend by billie eilish yet?

by wherearetheavocadoss January 31, 2019