Ink Feast

When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.

I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.

by errington2000 May 23, 2009

buzzard feathers

bullshit, hoo-wheee

"i turned my boyfriend into a hippo!!!"
"WHat?? thats a bunch of buzzard feathers"

by BLACK HEIFER August 16, 2009

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

After Fear

Being scared of something after the actual event has happened and is over.

The after fear came when I realized a large, brown spider had ridden home with me.

by fearlessinflorida January 22, 2011

Mexican Feast

A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.

"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"

by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011

chief feature

character flaw; personality defect; one of 7 chief features of the ego that one must overcome to be whole

which one is your chief feature?

self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience.

by admityourhuman September 23, 2013

ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.

Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!

by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013