Furry in Denial

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.

You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

Furry Pickle

Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.

BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!

by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023

Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.

Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem

by Jack McCarthdog June 4, 2019

beautiful furry

a furry but very beautiful god bless.

Zena is so pretty furry furry pretty beautiful furry wow

by Ghostthot August 28, 2019

Furry Worry

A naive, uneducated, and often misinformed fear of people who identify as 'Furries' (and others who identify as Pansexuals), rooted in personal insecurity. Most often, individuals expressing Furry Worry have a traditional and even archaic world view that would come crashing down were they to accept the lifestyle choices of Furries; yet, in truth, their fears are rooted in a suppressed belief that they themselves would get a kick (if not a kink) out of being a Furry.

Jack was freaking out with Furry Worry during DragonCon, but we all know that if he put on a Furry suit he would totally get off on it.

by T.Lef December 10, 2020

Furry Toothbrush

Occurs when a rude, dirty roommate proceeds to trim her bangs and sprinkle them on your precious toothbrush

Jeezus, that dirt ball gave me furry toothbrushes again.

by B-Obams May 8, 2009

Salt Furry

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Salt Furry is 2 years old
Salt Furry has the biggest gang

no

by Salt Furry November 9, 2020