Fail Boat

A common reference to the boat "The Titanic."
basically, the word means any floating object that was clearly poorly designed, causing it to fail.

Example:
"Here is your fail shipment: One Fail Boat."
"Oh, you mean the one made out of lead?"
"Yep."

by Mr Awesomesauce March 09, 2010

epic fail

Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

Raiders fan: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday!
Eagles fan: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game!

Epic fail to both fans.

by CozNY January 19, 2009

Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 08, 2010

Epic Fail

Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

by Fiyera October 20, 2008

epic fail

A term made famous by a Jew with more nicknames than ever thought of. It is usually put to use when describing someone/something that just can't do anything but lose/error/suck/etc.

Guy # 1: I just took your Bishop!
Guy # 2: Dude that was my Knight! You are Epic fail!!!

by THE Rainbow Tree January 19, 2009

Epic Fail

When an internet based prank fails to have the desired impact.

ADAM: Hahaha! I sabotaged your YouTube profile and made you out to be a shemale to the whole internet!

PETER: I don't use my YouTube account. Epic fail dude.

by Pablo 420 May 09, 2008

Epic fail

The big shit of all fails.

Dude, I epic failed that test in Hennessy's class!

by God dammit Lexi is taken. August 09, 2008