epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

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Epic gamer moment

An epic gamer moment is when an epic gamer gets a win and the entire lobby has a massive orgasm

Bro, Bro that dude just pulled off the best epic gamer moment *starts moaning*

by gamergirl69 69 69 August 29, 2019

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Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

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Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!

camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll

by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008

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epic gamer bruh

An epic gamer bruh or epic gamer bruh moment is any instance in which one of the following occur:

- You or a friend get a Victory Royale in Fortnite
- You get a reverse-three-stock against your little cousin
- You win a match of Nickelodeon Scene-It
- Your mom gets jailed for fraud charges

Or something of a similar nature.

Gamer #1: "Bruh! I just got an epic Victory Royale and my parents just told me I'm adopted!"
Gamer #2: "That's such an epic gamer bruh moment!"

by #1 Shrek Daddy [Apparently] June 22, 2019

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