King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019

Tyler Edwards

An epic gamer who owns a meme page known as @Rilla_MemeFare, he is really good at Apex Legends (Fuck Fortnite)
Nice guy, ginger/red head, Not gay, and Cousins with Noah Edwards

Tyler Edwards is a nice guy
My friend Tyler Edwards is really good at Apex

by A Epic gamer who Killed Thanos October 14, 2019

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

G. Edward

G. Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret meeting. He has a great sense of humor and is very smart in certain situations. He is a natural leader whose will power is at levels unbeknownst to man. No matter how many times you knock him down he’ll get back up. He wears a yellow straw hat & he makes a great boyfriend too.

My life would be so dry if I hadn’t met G. Edward.

I’ll follow G. Edward till the day I die!

by A trigga May 26, 2018

edward wyatt

A very lazy boy.

Edward likes to play with himself a lot.
He likes men.

Edward wyatt likes men

by Hdjdjsnjsksjs December 19, 2017

Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough

I wish I could be like Edward Lanning

by Hockey ed December 27, 2017

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018