You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

Eagle Foods

an American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio.

Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.

Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.

by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024

Eagles

A team that sucks so much ass they can’t even get passed the first round of the playoffs

John- what you doing tonight

Ron- watching the eagles suck ass like usual.
John- lol

by Nate great January 1, 2021

eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.

"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."

by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019