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eskimoified

The act of turning into a eskimo.
-puts on fluffy coat-
Damn right, I'm eskimoified.
by xxIseeStarssxx October 6, 2012
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Eskimo Kingdom

To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.

Hills of snow
He built and Eskimo Kingdom

He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom
by Jurek19 June 24, 2012
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Eskimo Kingdom

When children build snow forts.
by Jurek19 June 24, 2012
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Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Eskimo Father

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
by league fan August 29, 2013
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eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation
Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's
by onmychest101 November 20, 2013
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Eskimo Homie

The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.
Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies

alternately,

John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies
by honordefender November 26, 2013
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